Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Theme Week

The second week of October is always Salon Kitty theme week in the Toilet. My mate the heroic [national] socialist Ken Bell aka "Uncle Spanky" has been busy putting the ZIONISTS in their place. Everything was going great and then someone told the fucking ZIONISTS and I had to scramble out a fucking fulsome and crawling fucking retraction. Fucking fuck eh? What a cunt! I explained to KB that I didn't want to delete his comments about Jews and that if he shut up about it he could keep wearing his shiny boots. A wink is as good as a nod. Ken's a top guy. He sells spanking VCDs featuring "schoolgirls", and that's cool because as Zizek tells us, adult male fetishization of sexual violence against children symbolises the colonialist oppression systemic in Modernity" - and it's good for a whack.

Monday, October 04, 2004

Today Hartlepool, tomorrow the Wetherby Bypass

I will be studying an amazing new subject this term, Magic and Marxism - towards a new synthesis: Marxism as an alternative therapy in a postmodern world. I have done quite a lot of pre-term reading on the theoretical basis of this, and I won't be surprised to see it adopted as policy by the Central Committee. It draws the analogy between Marxism and homeopathic medicines - as you dilute the active ingredients, their effects are greatly enhanced. The results in Hartlepool might look like defeat to the politically naive, but the scarcity of votes indicates a total victory over the fascist bourgeois Zionist scum of Bliar and the fox-fucking party.

As the comrade notes in his comment on the post below, the revolution is a matter of weeks away.

Students of the World unite! You have nothing to lose but your grants!