Tuesday, August 17, 2004


I hope you’ve all been enjoying my long posts about liberalism at my other blog. Cutting and pasting large chunks of my term papers takes a lot less time than cutting and pasting articles from the Socialist Worker. It also gives the Central Committee the useful impression that I’ve read a few books that aren’t on the party’s reading list. (They don’t need to know that I’ve just copied out the bits my philosophy tutor recommended to the class.) Perhaps now they’ll start taking me as seriously as I take myself? After all, I have been in the party for more than six months, so I am a veteran member, and being a student surely makes me an ideal spokesperson for the comrades. Just how many more times do I have to blog about the “success of the anti-war movement” before they give me my own column in the Socialist Review?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll get your own column in Socialist Review when you let me put you across my knee and spank you, young man.


August 17, 2004 at 4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steady on Lindsey, we agreed he could have his own column if he managed to sell three copies of Socialist Worker, remember?


August 17, 2004 at 4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steady on that aint good enough! He was a bit squeamish about the mullah issue wasn't he? To have his own column he must learn to parrot our line convincingly in public so that people think he actually BELIEVES what he is saying from the depths of his proletarian heart? Selling papers aint enough, we are Leninists and not bleeding heart liberals.

September 8, 2004 at 4:58 PM  

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