This guy really bugs me

That fucker Benjamin follows me around like a fucking lost puppy. He's always trying to get me over to his place for tea and chips. He has a huge collection of mouldy old chip-wrappers, and he writes the place and date of purchase on them - I've never been anywhere with such a powerful smell of vinegar. And the smell coming from the chips was quite bad as well.

But anyway, The Revolution is not for the faint of heart. There will come a day when men and women of action will need iron will and steely resolve. When the useful idiots are no longer useful we will give them over to the jihadists. No hard feelings though Benjamin. Nice cup of tea and the saucer was pretty. I'm bringing Lyndsey next time as well. She can talk to your imaginary girlfriend while we sort out the deviationists.

STALINISTS ARE BAD

Except for George of course, coz he's just like an uncle to me. And Joe, his books are sort of cool. And Vyshinsky because he knew how to shoot people like mad dogs. And Beria who knew how to root out bourgeois deviationists. And Molotov who could mix really neat cocktails - I'll have a White Russian thanks Molly.

CHANNEL 4 ENDORSES ISLAMOPHOBIA!

I notice that certain misguided radicals are praising the Zionist “comedian” Sasha Baron Cohen for making fun of Americans in his latest programme, The Borat Show. This is dangerously naive. Like Baron Cohen’s previous creation, Ali G, Borat functions to convey an essentially anti-Islamic and therefore racist and anti-socialist message. Every time he mocks anti-Semites he implicitly endorses Sharon’s genocidal plans for the Occupied Territories, and also absolves Americans of their guilt for worldwide imperialist atrocities by making it permissible to find them amusing rather than frightening. There can be no excuse for this and I am fucking annoyed at Channel 4, the TV station of the anti-war movement, for showing such propaganda on behalf of the liberal racist agenda.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME

I hope you’ve all been enjoying my long posts about liberalism at my other blog. Cutting and pasting large chunks of my term papers takes a lot less time than cutting and pasting articles from the Socialist Worker. It also gives the Central Committee the useful impression that I’ve read a few books that aren’t on the party’s reading list. (They don’t need to know that I’ve just copied out the bits my philosophy tutor recommended to the class.) Perhaps now they’ll start taking me as seriously as I take myself? After all, I have been in the party for more than six months, so I am a veteran member, and being a student surely makes me an ideal spokesperson for the comrades. Just how many more times do I have to blog about the “success of the anti-war movement” before they give me my own column in the Socialist Review?

TEST

Vomit!