Thursday, December 09, 2004

Covered In Gore

I really covered myself in glory putting these gnats in their place. Splat! Splat! Splat! 'Marcus' of HP Sauce engages me thus
You weren't paying attention to what I wrote my pre-lunchtime comment on evidence were you Lenin ?

When I asked you for hard evidence that the majority of lawyers considered the Iraq war illegal I didn't think you'd try to fob me off with something as desperate as the Eurolegal site.

For those who don't have the patience to click through Lenin's link (and I don't blame you at all) he linked to a very nice looking site which on the face of it looked like an official EU legal site. Lenin concluded this damning piece of evidence proved the Iraq war was illegal.

Further investigation revealed that it is published by an individual called Mourad Fleming from

"15, Whitmore Close, New Southgate, London N11 1PB - England"

Not exactly an address to inspire a huge amount of respect in legal circles to be sure but I had a look round anyway. Sadly the rest of the site confirmed my impression that it had been set up by one of Lenin's mates who is a law student typing away in his bedroom.

What did I find ? Further evidence of the depths to which Lenin is reduced. Have a look at this quote from the homepage of the Eurolegal site:

"Much of the site is devoted to the Middle East and to international terrorism. We believe that that salafist (islamist) terrorism represents a real threat to peace and stability, not only in Europe, but world-wide.

However, an equal threat to peace and stability may be perceived in the West's failure to protect and preserve the human rights of all peoples in the Middle East. We believe it is both the duty of Europe and in European self-interest to work for peace, justice and human rights in the Middle East"

That's right - the threat to peace and stability in the world is 50% Al Qaeda and 50% the West because the West failed to protect the human rights of those in the middle east.

Poor naive Lenin. What a witless chump.
Another glorious victory! That reactionary Zionist tool Marcus is on the ropes and begging for mercy, but I will squash him like dogshit in my underpants.

I'M NOT AFRAID!

What? It's December already? That can't be right, I still have term papers to colour in. Fuck me, I had better get a move on. After the incident at the non-corporate, non-capitalist, anti-Zionist Burger King, when an agent from that rag I wouldn't even use to wipe my shit-splatters, yes Weekly Worker, tried to murder me with a booby-trapped bacon roll, and I pissed down my leg like a two year old only to be rescued by a fucking pig, I have identified a shadowy and sinister conspiracy to silence the voice of democracy and freedom which is the Socialist Workers Party.
The evidence for this is seen in the Weekly Worker's shamelessly fabricated report of the Socialist Workers Party conference, which was not held at Islington Green. It was held in a location so secret that the Central Committee did not inform the rank and file of the venue until after the conference had concluded. With agents of the bourgeoisie everywhere, secrecy is more important than ever to the cause of democracy.