Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Theme Week

The second week of October is always Salon Kitty theme week in the Toilet. My mate the heroic [national] socialist Ken Bell aka "Uncle Spanky" has been busy putting the ZIONISTS in their place. Everything was going great and then someone told the fucking ZIONISTS and I had to scramble out a fucking fulsome and crawling fucking retraction. Fucking fuck eh? What a cunt! I explained to KB that I didn't want to delete his comments about Jews and that if he shut up about it he could keep wearing his shiny boots. A wink is as good as a nod. Ken's a top guy. He sells spanking VCDs featuring "schoolgirls", and that's cool because as Zizek tells us, adult male fetishization of sexual violence against children symbolises the colonialist oppression systemic in Modernity" - and it's good for a whack.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

God, those bloody Jews, I mean Israelis, get everywhere.

But anyway, I think you'll agree that the proper role of socialists right now is to oppose any attempts to build a trade union movement in Iraq and support Islamic extremists. It's what Karl Marx would have wanted, and someday I intend to read something by him.


October 25, 2004 at 2:15 AM  

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